I love that the platform empowers everyday people by democratizing the tools of video distribution. But I hate that the platform disproportionately promotes bubble-gum content like cats on skateboards and YouTubers guessing the brand of bottled water. Much of the content that actually has something to say is buried in the back corners of YouTube and is often undiscoverable. It feels good to pervert the fluff, and use it to promote my own agenda of combining gay sex and joy. I enjoy spiking the bubble gum. First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the tin can challenge. So pop some popcorn and pour some tea, whilst you watch iconic porn model Brent Everett stick a dragonfruit up my ass.

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When we did the X-ray, we saw Barbie. Not only was she way up in there, but her arms were straight up and hair was everywhere, it really looked like she was having a grand time! Dude was found lying face down on his couch, completely naked, with a fish tail sticking out from between his cheeks. Firefighters and Paramedics were trying their best to not laugh. He never gave an excuse. The patient tried to sue the ambulance company for not being professional but soon realized it would mean this entire incident would go public and changed his mind. Not a small one. He asked for a copy of the X-ray. Flared ends, people.
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Top definition. Where just about everything in the world is. Person 1: hey man where's the remote? Person 2 : up your butt and around the corner. Up your butt and around the corner unknown. Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers.
My spouse really is the most important and I would be nothing without them. BYU was once the perfect place to find a great young woman and get married. Other guys I've dated in a similar situation have just asked me to put the keys in the mailbox when I leave though. You won't know this until you do it and that is really important information to get before a marriage contract. But I got to my breaking point, and after not hearing from him AT ALL for seven days at this point we had been dating and sleeping together for months. At that point we quit going and focused on her goals and family bonding. I was an ordinary doctor until I found Medscape. None felt right, ever.